Well, well, well... look who's still un-toasted...

You'll never guess what happened... I got a letter today from The Home for Retired Kitchen Appliances. That rascally, old, stupid toaster has been admitted to room 108... I guess his warranty ran out... I'm guessing he only has about a week left... If someone doesn't come along and fix him soon, he will humanely have his cords cut... 

So, at least I dont have to worry about him any more...

And now, the bad news ... unfortunately, it seems, that appliances chasing crumpets, bread and the like is a family run business, so I now have that ignorant toasters nephew, a waffle maker, taking his place...

I wonder how long that one will last??

Until next time, keep on smashing those toasters! (and any other electrical item you can get your hands on)